F.T.M.A

(Flocking To My Awesomeness) - When a woman who is payed to have sex with you is forced to seduce you because you are too much of a pussy to make a move.

"Hey bro, those chicks are obsessed with me."

"Yah man, we paid them, they're just F.T.M.A'ing you.

by ObservantTooth8 July 9, 2012

M.I.L.F

An acronym meaning "Man I love food."

You: "M.I.L.F."
Friend: "Same here, man."

by Foodlovin May 12, 2015

F.Y.M.P.

find your main pussy

if your on your alt talking shyt than f.y.m.p. "find your main pussy" lol

by bich331 December 20, 2015

Kajitawet (F) Kajitawot (M)

1.(n.) a generally distastful human being; kajitawets/wots tend to attract drama and leave misery in their wake. Kajitawets/wots are known for being self-absorbed and unable to accept constructive criticism.
Traits may include: Narcissism, egotistical behavior, the tendancy to blame others for one's own F***ed-up life, general abuse of anything that breathes and immaturity
2. (n.) A person who has been self-absorbed for an extended period of time resulting in a black hole where a heart should be. They have no supernova gleaming with love.
3. (v.) The act of displacing all of one's sorrow on those around them and treating those that care about one like inanimate objects of stress relief.

Kajitawet (F) Kajitawot (M)

by KFlashdrive February 13, 2009

M.I.R.F.

Mom I'd Rather Fuck. When you see a mother and daughter and you would rather fuck the mom because she is far better looking than the daughter.

Guy 1: "Dude, that chick is bangin'!"
Guy 2: "Yeah but her mom is definitely a M.I.R.F."

by srfsk8snow9 April 3, 2010

H.F.T.M

Hot Filthy Tranny Mess

@EDDIENOC: Look at that H.T.M™
@SolTaiyoNOC: No baby! His not a H.T.M™, His a H.F.T.M™!!!!!!!!!!

by TaiyoS May 8, 2010

M.I.L.F.I.T.M.

A(milf in the making). A hot pregnant chick

"Dude your sister's a m.i.l.f.i.t.m."
Milf hot mom chick slut

by ralphdog August 16, 2011