Loansome

Pays more money

Guy1# What is your order you loansome guy

by Maltreater Carmeile January 29, 2025

Lelan The Minion

Lelan has very large glasses which make him appear to be a minion

P1: bro you see that dumbass nigga over there
P2: yea, I think his name is lelan
P1: those big ass glasses make him look like a Minion
P2: Lets call him ''Lelan The Minion''

by CraZYDuck26 February 3, 2025

Loanphobia

Phobia of loans, describing someone who's afraid of being in debt, poverty or making a loan.

Girlfriend: you can't even buy a handbag for me using your credit card, you are such a loanphobia loser.

Me: Yes, I am a loanphobia. I have enough of your luxury life built on my pain which I get cold calls from banks every hour because my account balance is always 0.

The AD: "Love goes 0 when transaction cut, so get your loan now before she was headhunted by your bestie."

As you see, loanphobia sent you away from your obsessed one but also saved you from being a simp.

by edenbyluck February 10, 2025

Leland

A blonde headed, 5’8” man who gets grounded frequently. Always tired. Loves eating. Always has a craving for monster energy drinks. Loves playing Siege. Has a talent for traditional wrestling.

“You’re such a Leland!”

by Pbvrjek September 23, 2025

Leland

A terrific and amazing lover that knows how to find the clitoris quickly and is a fantastic kisser.

Oh my God you wouldn't believe how much fun I had with Leland.

by anonymous November 24, 2025

Leland

A pretty chill short guy that lies a lot

Man he pulled a Leland again!

by Alfie_trainspotter January 3, 2026

Sugar Loan Skank

Someone who borrows money under the impression that it is earmarked to alleviate financial hardship, however, uses the money for trivial personal gratification.

Damn, I loaned Sal $25,000 to pay for her Mom's medical bills, but she flew to Europe for a month instead! What a sugar loan skank!

by LeeezaNaarooon October 16, 2009