Leear

A person or being who lies about their sexual skills.

Dude: "This chick was at the bar. I took her home. She turned out to be a fucking leear."
Bro: "That blows."

by ThatAsianGutBuster September 7, 2016

Learnia

A fictitious injury believed to be caused by the overstimulation of the brain.

He will miss the first round of the 2016 NCAA Quiz Bowl due to complications following a "learnia" suffered during an off-field injury involving Trivial Pursuit.

by TMITCH May 30, 2016

learning chunks

The gag reflex that happens as a result of choking on a piece of training content, of any size or format, resulting in spewing it out.

Sheri was so turned off by the “trying-to-be-adult-learning” experience she ran away from her classroom/laptop/phone/watch spitting up learning chunks!

by Converging May 21, 2016

Learn

To put your hand in a fist and present it to someone's nose.

People learn from this example.

by I Hate Brown November 14, 2016

learning needs

the specific necessities of apprenticeship

sabrinas learning needs are different than those of victoria.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.

Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.

by felixh November 30, 2016

LearnWare

A learning program that throws walls of texts at you and expects you to learn something out of it.

"Man I'm really tired of LearnWare, there is so much reading!"

by CaptainBurn December 14, 2016