Midnight Letter

The homosexual act of a guy licking another guy's ass

George: "I sent that guy a midnight letter last night"

Ben: ewwwwww

by Lenny Couchman May 16, 2007

No Letterman

Similar to No Homo or No Racial, it needs to be said when you make a statement that can sound pedophiliac, but was actually innocent.

Me: I am really diggin this Gabriella Cilmi!

Dude: Man, that's sick. You're 26, she's 17!

Me: Dude, I meant her music. No Letterman.

by dr_omels June 16, 2009

Three lettering

PMSing- when a girl or woman is pmsing

"Man she's been really mean today."
"To be honest, she's probably just three lettering. Don't worry about it."

by mymomsabitch January 21, 2010

girl-letter

a letter that tipically girls write to eachother in class when they are bored and they put them in front of their binders.

Dear Jessica,

You are soo amazing. i know this is a girl-letter but, Jeeeezus you cant be any better, and you are soo pretty. Well i am in science class..... and so on

by tanboii February 23, 2010

fleshy letterbox

A derogatory term for a woman's vagina

I cant wait to stick my meat in her fleshy letterbox!

by the drinker of the furry cup December 2, 2009

Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.

I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.

by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

classical letters

a physical, non technological, personal form of correspondence, excluding e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone

mother (before daughter goes off to University) : please write me classical letters, I am somewhat technologically challenged, and can't remember the password to access my email.

daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore; we live in such a tech dominated world.

by Sexydimma October 3, 2013