laxman: Did you see this new ship?
Peter: YES BBY XOXOXOXOXOXO
laxman: SURE BBBY HDAGKFDUGFRHLIDGKBKUS
Peter: YES BBY XOXOXOXOXOXO
laxman: SURE BBBY HDAGKFDUGFRHLIDGKBKUS
by UR MOM LOVER 69 420 August 25, 2022
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by ch3rub July 24, 2007
Get the Laxatoker mug."Taking laxatives" is a euphemism for experimenting with illicit drugs. You see, as a child grows up, their parents expect them to encounter some really dangerous things - like cigarettes, alcohol etc. Therefore, there has to be a convenient way of mentioning
In australia, after exams party commonly involve binge drinking. when asked what's on the agenda for schoolies, a child responds that they'll be taking laxatives. Laxatives, after all are pretty daring.
In australia, after exams party commonly involve binge drinking. when asked what's on the agenda for schoolies, a child responds that they'll be taking laxatives. Laxatives, after all are pretty daring.
2 kids farewelling their parents for a week at schoolies full of "taking laxatives".
sezza: oi mate did you bring the laxatives (vb and coke)
girl2: yeah, we're gonna get so fried
sezza: i know, i love laxative's effects. it feels fantastic
girl2: bitch it's the best feeling ever. i love feeling the need to shit.
parents: you girls have fun. don't take too many laxatives!
sezza: oi mate did you bring the laxatives (vb and coke)
girl2: yeah, we're gonna get so fried
sezza: i know, i love laxative's effects. it feels fantastic
girl2: bitch it's the best feeling ever. i love feeling the need to shit.
parents: you girls have fun. don't take too many laxatives!
by Laxative trafficker April 4, 2011
Get the taking laxatives mug.Laxadasical 1. to be laxadasical, lathargic 2. take it or leave it. 3. laxadasy can't be assed. 4. laxadasy whatever
Im a bit laxadasical toward that girl, laxadasy, believe.
Are you coming out tonite? laxadasy, i mite seeya there.
Are you coming out tonite? laxadasy, i mite seeya there.
by vin vega April 24, 2005
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Get the laxsica mug.1.) one who attacks and quickly retreats, usually maocks from behind a wall or sliding door
2.) one who is too lazy to spell out lacrosse
syn: mentallly impared/retarded
2.) one who is too lazy to spell out lacrosse
syn: mentallly impared/retarded
by rizzuto129 February 25, 2009
Get the Laxitive mug.A shower of diarrehea coming from someones mouth (example 1).
Laxative(s) plural:
When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).
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When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).
Example 1:
Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.
Example2:
The Republican Party's justification for invading Iraq was more a dose of laxatives than based on evidence.
FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.
Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.
Example2:
The Republican Party's justification for invading Iraq was more a dose of laxatives than based on evidence.
FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.
by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006
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