Laundrybear

A racoon that is married to a goldfish.

"Do you know Laundrybear?"
"He's married to Astrophysisist, right?"

by Captain C Goober December 31, 2023

Lander Syndrome

The phenomenon where an individual acquires allergies due to dust, smell, and other external factors causing a sudden cold and cough.

I caught the Lander Syndrome because my sheets were dirty.

by honeybeeeeeeeeee November 8, 2023

Laundryphobia

A person who hates doing laundry. Someone who procrastinates to do clothes. Always has a messy room.

Jackie has laundryphobia because she’s a lazy as bleep.

by anonymous November 9, 2023

Laundry Party

When everyone shows up to your house in their dirty clothes, get naked and drink cocktails while their clothes are in the wash. Leaving clean as a whistle, loose as a thistle.

A laundry party is a fine way to clean your clothes AND get to know your neighbors!

by Definer of Leisure March 17, 2024

Laundry Detergent Skull

Grunge band from the early 1990s (1992-1994) with Goth and New wave influences. Lead singer Daniel Scolio (Daniel Skull), Guitarist Timothy Drake, Bassist Beth Womack, and Drummer Ed Rummage. Released one album, which is self detergent.

“Have you ever heard of Laundry Detergent Skull?”
“Who is that.”

by DanielSkullFan June 5, 2024

Lander

an emotion that is indescribable but is characterized by a feeling of nostalgia, contentment, and a little bit of sadness

“i’m feeling full of lander”

by humanwithlander February 21, 2025

Lander

A Lander is a person you can always rely on. A good friend, a better partner. They can be defined by their ability to tolerate, or even love your worst aspects, especially when you can't stand them yourself. Anything could happen in life, and you could still find yourself loving them. Even if you don’t know how to reverse mistakes, you would still wish for Lander to stay in your life, especially when you realize how much you could miss them.

“You’ll regret not having Lander in your life, so don’t mess it up.”

by geesestay July 4, 2025