Lamp Beating

When your brother hits you and threatens you with a lamp

you: "stop being autistic and Lamp Beating me"
your brother: "no u"

by FishFishingtonThe2nd May 20, 2018

Lithuanian Lava Lamp

When semen forms bubbles within the penis until its eventual eruption.

Uh oh! Here comes my Lithuanian Lava Lamp!

by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017

Gas lamp

To give false or disingenuous praise with intent to manipulate how someone feels towards you.

That guy told me I have an “impressive gluteus maximus , if only he had my DNA” he was totally gas lamping so I would buy a coffee.

by Arctic yeti May 16, 2025