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limpdickfagfucker

A term used to describe a male with a limp dick who fucks fags, it has often been shouted randomly by people suffering from tourette's
Dude: "Hey there Amanda"
Amanda: "fffuck... tiiitts.... LIMPDICKFAGFUCKER!!!!"
Dude: "What!! who told you that.. it was Ashley wasn't it..shes a liar...................."
by Alejandro69 August 4, 2007
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limpy pirate

After blowing a load in a girl's eye, left OR right, your choice, the girl will reach up and cover her eye in shock. When she stands up, kick her shin, and she will reach her leg back and hold it, thus performing the limping action.
I walked in their room, trying to get my brother to take his drunk girlfriend home after the party, and to my surprise, what i thought was a limpy pirate in the room...
by SNOOCHYxBOOCHY March 17, 2009
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Limping

The probable outcome of having a Guardian of Freedom performed on oneself.
She was limping for weeks after she got the Guardian of Freedom.
by Guardian of Freedom October 16, 2011
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clit limpet

where one gets a seal between ones upper lips and her lower lips
oh my lord I can't believe it. She's such a dirty clit limpet!
by tom roberts June 19, 2004
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limpit

Someone who clings onto you and dosen't let go. Best decribes someone who follows you around EVERYWHERE, and can be very clingly when is come to relationships - freindly or intimately.
There is a girl who calls you every five minutes, always asking when you are going to be around and when she can next see you. She also aways says that she misses you and can't bear to be apart from you for more than a few hours. She is definately a limpit.
by Sarah Gr. November 3, 2005
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limpet

type of hugging or bodily contact that resembles a Limpet in its strength of attachment.
"I hadn't seen Cheryl in two months and when I came back she Limpeted me."

"Miriam? Yeah we get on really well, she's my limpet."
by DC January 13, 2005
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limpgasm

a phenomenon only experienced by men where an orgasm is achieved an the penis is not totally erect, often times looked upon as a negative event
Thomas-dude, how'd it go with Susan last night?
Joe-it was alright, only I pulled a limpgasm...
Thomas-ouch man that must've sucked
by x450 January 12, 2011
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