larsony

To steal something, then burn it.

"You hear about John? He got picked up for larsony."
"That crazy motherfucker. I didn't know he was a larsonist."

by Cheesespuds January 11, 2014

Lars

A large Scandinavian pill pusher. They are used as a drug mules to smuggle pills into other countries. These Lars are usually young impressionable youth.

Hey boss, lars got caught by homeland security.
Well go down to the high school and pick out another one. We need this shipment delivered.

by Firehole April 6, 2017

Pathological Liar

Generally men... who like to coverup or divert attention away from embarrassments or wrongdoings they are hiding in an effort to save their reputation. Or whom attempt to make someone seem less deserving or incredible in a situation for personal gain.

He is a pathological liar to hide his lack of self control and selfishness.

by Arjuna May 14, 2018

Love-Liar

When you are head-over-heels in love with someone you hardly know, and you just cannot let them know. In fact, maybe it isn't love. Maybe Love is a Liar. ...Maybe I am a Love-Liar.

-When your head and heart are in constant battle with no end result,..you become a "Love-Liar" ;p It's like, "it IS"...but, "it CAN'T BE" ...grrrrrr.

The main symptom of a love-liar is Mamihlapinatapai.

--Mamihlapinatapai, a noun from the Yaghan language of Tierra del Fuego, is one of the world's most difficult words to translate. It means a look shared by two people who both want something which neither wants to initiate.

....Have you ever felt that?

by Eve <3 April 11, 2011

Lars

Basically a ugly name that is given to the most retarded scandinavian babies. Saying his name is now considered an offense in 3 countries.

"You know that guy lars"
Mom:"Go wash your mouth!"

by Hamena November 25, 2015

liarpants

one who thinks they can be a playaaah, but in reality, they really just resemble a sheep..y.

Liarpants gave that dumb hoe herpes.

by *&!@ November 2, 2006

Larsened

A male passing out pre-7pm and getting balls and/or sausage in the general face vicinity.

Dude, Eric passed out cold during the Oscars last night and got totally Larsened.

by SloppySeconds2011 March 17, 2011