Kevin

an old fashioned dildo used in Ancient Greece that was made of wood; they went out of style due to women getting splinters in their vaginas

Sentence:
Greek Girl: "Have you tried those new Kevins?"
Greek Girl 2: "No, but my grandma had to go to the medicine man after using her Kevin."

by oatie January 29, 2009

Kevin

Kevin is the name of most of the time a player. Goes girl after girl but gets hurt while doing so. Kevin can also be a good boyfriend but can cheat so be careful with him. Don't fall deeply in love because he could play you. Kevin also has good things about him like his love and affection but could also not be considerate and forget things. You might have to teach your Kevin new things. Kevin is good looking to most people but only wants one girl 100% at a time.

girl: Ugh Kevin is a hottie but i don't want to get played .
girls friends: but he seems really nice and caring.

by luna_211 March 8, 2020

kevin

A Portuguese slang for penis

"Woah thats a big kevin"

by O.o <<3 July 13, 2007

kevin rudd

Sneaky politician, tries to hard to be politically correct before the up-coming election.

i.e: agreeing with everything John Howard say's of late to keep out of any contraversey.

Kevin Rudd is the federal labour leader of Australia and is therefore dictated strongly by the corrupt Workers Union, a labour federal government will destroy Australia and it's economy as we know it.

Boss of a company: Jim I think you've got the job, well done!
Jim: Gee whilickers! thanks boss!
Union: Jim deserves to earn more money, the boss has to much money.
Kevin Rudd: Yes master..
Union: The boss is the enemy! they create the jobs for the workers but they should pay higher wages and become broke!
Kevin Rudd: Yes master whatever you say master..
Union: The boss' will pay higher wages until they are broke! then we have won!
Kevin Rudd: But if there are no boss' where will Australia's jobs come from?
Union: SILENCE
Kevin Rudd: Yes master..The boss is the enemy master..

by DeMoNiCNdLuCeFeRiC August 21, 2007

kevin jonas

The oldest brother in the most amazing band THE JONAS BROTHERS. Real name, Paul Kevin Jonas II. Basically the most amazing man on the face of this earth. Not only is he beyond beautiful, he is extremly talented, an amazing role model, and the sweetest guy you will ever meet.

When he smiles you can't help but smile.
When he laughs your heart melts.
When he plays gutair you can't help but ROCK OUT.

he is basicaly god <3

"Girls who have strong belief system are beautiful in a great way" Paul Kevin Jonas II <3

by Kaitlyn Swinggg April 2, 2008

Kevin

Kevin, Kevin is a name that has been past down by the generations. People say all the people that had been given this name likes sonic and is gay

Is kevin here today?

by Joe step sis March 2, 2020

Kevin

A man whore who is kinda hot
Cant gets the girl he wants but can get the girls other guys want

Is good at being a fucking douchbag

Has a fairly large dick

Who is that man whore?

Oh i think he is a kevin

by Hqtertotal September 23, 2009