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When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself
When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself
Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner
by Haggis Hunter March 6, 2024
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Get the kebabstian mug.Jake: *burps*
Patrick: Aww man, that smells like smoked sausage.
Jake: Smoked sausage? You mean like a kielbasa?
Patrick: No dude, I mean like a kebasi.
Patrick: Aww man, that smells like smoked sausage.
Jake: Smoked sausage? You mean like a kielbasa?
Patrick: No dude, I mean like a kebasi.
by Deuce Grams March 28, 2024
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Example names that have no relation to real life:
Farah: Why is he eating Kebab?
Jane: Shhhhh, he is a kebabkruncher, the Alpha, The Sigma, The most skibidi of all.
Farah: I want him.
Jane: No, he's mine.
Both: Which he'll choose?
The🐐: I choose Farah.
Farah: Why is he eating Kebab?
Jane: Shhhhh, he is a kebabkruncher, the Alpha, The Sigma, The most skibidi of all.
Farah: I want him.
Jane: No, he's mine.
Both: Which he'll choose?
The🐐: I choose Farah.
by whatdoeskebabkrunchermean April 17, 2024
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by kebabkruncher stan April 23, 2024
Get the kebabkruncher mug.kebabkruncher is an anonymous figure on instagram who posts questionable stories ranging from yet again questionable reels to pictures of supposed results of "semen wars" with semen on his backpack and a fish over his face
by kebabkruncher stan April 23, 2024
Get the kebabkruncher mug.an onion smelling unibrow rodent looking sub specie of homo sapiens who's ethnically greek but his whole bloodline is rooted in turgay, usually named mustafa or emir, hated by everyone on vc because he can't stop shouting, will participate in a circle fuck with anyone and will definitely sell you his sister for a game pass
adenoid: haha oki romanian
user: shut up adenoid ur literally a kebaboid
adenoid : SHUT UP ASTAGHFIRULLAH IM NOT TURKISH!!!!
user: shut up adenoid ur literally a kebaboid
adenoid : SHUT UP ASTAGHFIRULLAH IM NOT TURKISH!!!!
by ToughAss McDumb May 7, 2024
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