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Josephine

the coolest kid on the block, the coolest cat wearing a cap. Most probably as thin as a twig. Is a deep thinker and has trouble falling asleep cause she cant stop thinking about the afterlife. Is very funny but not very attractive. Has alot of friends. most likely has hypochondriasis. Is very weird and outgoing.
"wow, Josephine really is the coolest kid on the block, the coolest cat in a cap.
by josephinecat101 June 14, 2019
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Joseph

The greatest Fortnite player you'll ever see. He has an intellectual brain that he uses when he seeks for loot.

In his future, he'll have up to 100 friends... lucky person. If he insults you, he insults you. Don't mess with Joseph or he'll use his knowledge against you.
*Someone wins in Fortnite* "What a JOSEPH!"
by ByeLittleThing<3 May 24, 2018
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joseph_romanu

A creator for jojo content that ie famous on tik tok (shadowbanned)
a: do you like jojo?
B: yeah!
a: then you must know joseph_romanu!
by Joseph_romanu November 21, 2020
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dirty joseph

Dirty Joseph is when someone spunks into a jelly mold and mix it with jelly then force feeds it to there Nan while Screaming:
Take it Nana Take it
Friend 1: What did you do Last Night
Friend 2: Gave my Nan a Dirty Joseph

Friend 1: The Fuck
by Bull Horn test November 13, 2013
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Saint Joseph Academy

All girls Catholic high school in St Louis, Missouri.

Best in sports, best in partying, and best in $$$$$$

Well known for soccer, basketball, volleyball, and field hockey especially.

One thousand times greater than their lower-class NoCo rivals incarnate word.
Who are you guys playing tomorrow?

Saint Joseph Academy

Oh... that sucks.
by angels4lyfe May 29, 2010
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Joseph Smith

The founder of Mormonism and a minor character in Trey Parker and Matt Stone's musical, The Book of Mormon.
When the residents of a small Ugandan village told the story of the first Mormons, they told how there was disease and famine in a small village called Oopstate, New York and that Joseph Smith had sex with a frog to cure his AIDS. Moroni then appears from the Starship Enterprise telling Joseph to lead the villagers to a new village. He hands Joseph golden plates which have the directions Sal Tlay Ka Siti written on them. Along the way, they encounter Brigham Young who had cut off his daughters clitoris, and that god punished him by turning his nose into a clit. Joseph cures Brigham by rubbing his frog on his face and in turn, Brigham joins the Mormons on their journey. After travelling for so long, they ran out of fresh water and Joseph dies of dysentery. Brigham now has the golden plates and leads the Mormons to Sal Tlay Ka Siti where they dance with Ewoks and Jesus suggest they all have as many babies as they can and make big Mormon families.
Joseph Smith, do not fuck a baby. I'll get rid of your AIDS if you fuck this frog.
by The Hodgeman October 9, 2019
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The Joseph

1. a sweet, unwarrented, gesture
by Thomas, Freddy and Lucious December 18, 2004
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