Eddie Jones 

He loves pizza. Obsessed with pizza, never can get enough. Every Halloween, he makes every effort to dress as a pizza, and never has he failed. He even has his own theme song:

Pizza Love
I need one day
Just to say
What I love
Just to say what I love what I love
Oh it's Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love

Everybody knows what I know
What it shows
You can tell
But don't yell
But don't yell

Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love

Eddie has made many appearances in popular video games such as The Sims 4, Grand Theft Auto V, Red Dead Redemption 2, Wii Resort, and more. He also played a minor role in the Lum Show shit television series. His catchphrase is "I'm a Pizza".

You: "Look everyone! It's Eddie Jones!"

Everyone: "Hooraaayyyy!!!!"

Eddie Jones by Buttholecrackpoopfart June 2, 2021

Julio Jones

A nice juul stick with a mint guy or some mango chutttt

What's up you surgeon, I'll give you 3 grams of the alien piss if you let me hold down you Julio Jones for 15 minos.

Julio Jones by The Senator Himself December 16, 2021

Lily jones 

Lily jones :amazing

Lily jones is the best person ever

Lily jones by Lilyjonesje April 30, 2022

Todd jones 

Todd is a man with more ex wives than grey hair (which is really saying something.) Some say he has so many ex wives because he likes cock but others say it’s just because he’s an arsewhole.

Don’t look now but there’s that Todd Jones fella.
Oh god! Doesn’t he bat for the other team?

Todd jones by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 9, 2022

Rexton Jones 

NPC

Wow that guy is so bland, it's almost like he's a Rexton Jones

Rexton Jones by Beder Griffin July 8, 2022

Mustard Jones 

When playing an FPS video game, specifically with the homies, whenever you top frag, and top frag only for damage. You can call yourself Mustard Jones.

"Wow, I just did 4.6 thousand damage this game and y'all barely have 2 thousand total. I am hard Mustard Jones'ing"

Mustard Jones by Mustard Jones November 2, 2022

Bell Fry Jones

Fictional character used in prank phone call in the 1970s. Originates from the Friend children of the 6800 block of McNamee

"Hello, may I speak to Bell Fry Jones?"

Bell Fry Jones by Candice's Momma January 17, 2012