Bong hits 4 Jesus

The act of taking multiple hits from a bong in the name of Jesus.

Kids from Alaska take bong hits 4 Jesus.

by Bonghits4Jesus May 18, 2008

jess

a girl who will often be quietly insecure.
someone who always loves a laugh but loves deep conversations.
someone who might mainly obsess on weight or relationships but will eat a whole pizza and go on tumblr anyway.
someone who either falls in love quickly or takes a long time to.
someone who usually thinks as herself as a third wheel in her friends group.
someone who is often scared she is not good enough for people.
someone who is usually witty and sassy.
someone who is often slightly jealous on how all her friends are pretty and she's just...there.

omg shes so jess

by cutey patooty April 16, 2014

Jessica Simpson Syndrome

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"

Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.

by Michael F. January 31, 2005

Jesse Spencer

The amazing aussie actor who is gorgeous, and appears on House.

"Jesse Spencer is amazing at life," the girls said in a fangirl tone

by Britto June 14, 2006

jesus turd

another term for holy shit

"jesus turd!!", that fish tastes like spunk.

by Joe Coupons July 2, 2006

Jesus Rollerblading Christ

An exclamation to be proclaimed in times of great excitement or shock.

"Jesus Rollerblading Christ those giraffes are getting it on!"

by ThatAtheistGuyWithSwords September 2, 2011

Jessica Marie

the name for that irresistibly mysterious girl whom you see around often, yet know nothing about. She thinks about you, cares about you, shows you her flirty side at the same time showing you her bitchy side. She will drop you notes unexpectedly. She demands the best from you while giving you even more than you give her. She loves you unconditionally and will deal with all your baggage. She is confident in herself. She is awesome!

Jessica Marie is a true friend!

by coolgirl1029 December 20, 2016