Jared Thomas 

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

Jared Thomas by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014

Jared Falkner 

A stupid ginger who only tells racist jokes and like a girl named amy

You look like Jared falkner

Jared Falkner by JoeMason April 28, 2017

Jared from Trinity 

A kid who isn't afraid to get down and dirty to please the starters in the locker room. Sits bench and warms up right fielder.

Jared from Trinity? He blows cock and rides the pine during the game and rides something else afterwords.

Jared from Trinity by Heckehh3 July 6, 2017

jared wong 

eh hes fine.. good at solitaire :/

eh jared wong fine

jared wong by glassrook January 11, 2018

Jared duce

A white prick who doesn’t give a shit

There’s that jared duce prick again

Jared duce by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018

Jared’s Pose 

The peace sign over the individuals face/head area

Did you see that dweeb doing the Jared’s pose? What a loser

Jared’s Pose by Fat Mano March 31, 2020

Jared Kenney 

the most loving and caring human being you will ever be lucky to meet, loyal and cunning with a great sense of witt and quick humor. Quick to use dad jokes and prone to be more of an outsider in bigger groups. Once you get a Jared Kenney to care or love you though, they will never stop showing affection or interest.

“Are you tired Jared Kenney?” “No I’m Jared, Nice to meet you.” “That’s such a Jared thing to say”

Jared Kenney by sunshineandstardust June 26, 2021