Janosch

Janosch is absolutely perfect. All the girls love him and want him with all their heart. He is an athlete comparable to gods. His opinion is ALWAYS valid. His smarts are uncomparable to any. His strength might be that over gods himself. He has never been rejected by a girl, and majority of the time, girls follow him around. His hygiene is superior, and his smell is that of lavender and tulips. Janosch is the closest to perfect person you will ever find.

OMG, Janosch is so perfect, handsome and nonchalant

by jan00shhh November 27, 2025

de-ja not view

the confusion caused when watching two different series of the same programme on competing channels for example ER

Michelle realised that she was experiencing de-ja not view when she watched ER, never being sure whether George Clooney was back or hadn't yet left!

by rock_bear February 12, 2004

Arkansas Janitor

a man who walks around hacking so loudly the sirens in the school go off and the hallways fill with mucus.

HACK COUGH PHHHSHT SPLAP BEEEEP BEEEPPP
--- now thats an Arkansas Janitor

by asdffgjk October 6, 2008

Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas

A girl who be bruja as fuck

damn! She's such a Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas

by TOCAMELABANANA March 21, 2017

audio janet

A funny wordplay referring to female audio jack. It is coined by Mehdi Sadaghdar, well known by his YouTube channel called ElectroBOOM, who usually shocks himself with electricity. In his video called 'Trying to Make a Wireless Lavalier Microphone', he used that expression to call the thing, which I have written about at the start of the description. (Yes, I learn British English)

Salesman: What would you like to buy?
Customer: I'd like to buy an audio janet.
Salesman: What?
Customer: I'm talking about a female audio jack.

by The Hungarian Language Master January 3, 2018

whitney jannotta

Whitney Jannotta: A beautiful person you should never let go. You might say she she's a basic white girl from lake forest, but that's not true. She's a keeper, someone you want to take home to meet your grandparents. She always has a smile on her face, or always has a funny comment. She is a true and loyal friend who can keep all your secrets, you NEVER want to lose.

Damn that whitney jannotta.

by hfeuwhguvhuhvuhgihv May 4, 2018

I jannot

When someone promises to do something, but then backs out because they're afraid to follow through

Dude nah fuck that, I jannot.

by Zzzzzzznoop Doggie November 18, 2019