Jumping on bed

Fucking

Me and my wife were jumping on bed last night

by Dhehdhdhdh June 20, 2022

Slumber Jump

When one is on the verge of death and is revived by unprovoked anal sex. (Typically while in acoma)

That b*tch be lookin like sleeping beauty so I slumber jumped her.

by She hole January 25, 2014

Jizz Jumping

The awkward act every hetero female is familiar with: cupping their genital area and waddling to the bathroom for clean up post coitus.

I recorded my ex girlfriend jizz jumping and sent it to everyone on her company mail list after we broke up.

by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016

Politically Jumped

When a group of the opposing political spectrum initiate in bashing your views.

Person:I believe in universal basic income

Group: nope that’s dumb

Group: high fives brochacho
Person: did I just get politically jumped ?

by Furrio August 16, 2020

Jumping skills

The unusual skills a young child develops to complement their running

“Always use your jumping skills“ Little Fred said as he ran, skipped and then jumped in the air like a demented rabbit

by Smelly Bones Fishcake December 14, 2019

Jumped the curve

When you get left on read for the first time but then you message them again and their opinion changes of you, allowing you to have another chance of impressing that person and getting the ability to start a relationship with them.

Dude #1: Hey, I jumped the curve with marry yesterday.

Dude #2: Ayeee!

by Gotcha_T February 6, 2018

Corner jump

Splitgate|Advanced maneuver|tactical reposition
Verb/noun
An amazingly tricky maneuver in the infamous video game known as splitgate. Devised by the three greatest players on the platform, these chads invented this strategic positioning that leaves your enemies completely bamboozled. However this is incredibly hard to master, typically taking 3+ years to understand and apply in the heat of battle.

Guy 1: yo corner jump watch this corner jump
*guy 1 clutches*
Guy 2: bro how dyou do that

Guy 1: simple tactical repositioning, aka the corner jump
Guy 2: damn I’ve never seen that before
Guy 1: corner jumping is very hard to master, took me 3+ years
Guy 2: wow ur so cool

by ThatGuyPablo April 10, 2022