John Frusciante

Former guitar for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, only one of the select few who are truly all for the music.

"Have you read that book that John Frusciante wrote? I think it was called the bible or some-shit"

by Old Mate October 29, 2012

John Marston

An outlaw who can't fucking swim.

John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.

by Mrnorrator November 16, 2020

John Stones

Best defender of all time. GOAT

VVD: "How do I defend like John Stones does"

by John stones fan February 2, 2021

What the john?

Devin Caherly's catchphrase. Usually used when surprised.

Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?

by iCruncher May 25, 2022

John Entwistle

Best bass guitarist ever, hands-down. Also a total badass.

John Entwistle was known as the Ox because of his large build and constitution, and Thunderfingers for his awesome bass skills.

by HelplessDancer March 27, 2009

John Mcafee

A man that no mere mortal can compete with, is know for sticking his dick in 7 bitches at once. Oh, he also launched Mcafee antivirus... or something like that.

"Nobody should be forced to use X-Hampster." - John Mcafee, 2013

by hotrodman106 January 4, 2014

John Laurens

We all know that he's gay to Hamilton!

"Alexander your the closest friend I got! "~John Laurens <--- YES

by UDHamiltonTakeover December 18, 2016