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Islamaphobe

To all the Islamaphobes: Fuck u.
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by anonymous June 1, 2022
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Islam

a religion so many people have a misunderstanding of, and has alot of people not wanting to learn about it but speak about it as if they have studied it for years.
alot of these people just listen to the news and hear whatever it says but most people dont even wanna consider anything else as true even if it is true. biggest and worst kind of arrogance.
person 1: yo man i heard these mooslims are terrorists man, and islam is a violent religion, did you hear the news?
person 2: yea man for sure they are, with all the bombings and stuff.
muslims: bruh we with 1.7 billion.. if we were really terrorists y'all asses would be dead
by Reindeer truth seeker41 November 24, 2017
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Islamotwat

People who are willing to kill others in the name of Islam, plus neo Nazis who think all muslims want to stab people, take their jobs and all migration of people should return to 1840 when White english people owned the world.
Urgh, that guy is a total Islamotwat, always banging on about immigration. In fairness he did just get stabbed in the face by Mohammed the Islamotwat.
by Bunny Wood December 20, 2018
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islamic bicycle

the sex position where the girl sits on the face of a laid down sex partner and puts her feet on the bent knees of the partner. to maintain the balance, both partners should work in mutual respect, love and trust which are the main virtues of islam.
With a cute ass like that she can ride my islamic bicycle for eternety.
by Orson Wheels March 14, 2017
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Islamic Explosion

when you are about to ejaculate into a girl quickly pull out and yell Allahu Akbar and cum all over her face
Tom: shit my girl is pissed at me
Jim: why?
Tom: because last night my Islamic Explosion covered her face and house in cum
by yoinky man January 5, 2021
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Islam Cum-bomb

Before engaging is sexual indulgement, you must say your five prayers to allah in arabic. First, you must pray for your meal. Proceed to eat pussy. Next she must pray for her meal. She then sucks dick. You must then pray for your blessed body, and begin to fuck. In turn she prays for mercy. Lastly, for your final prayer, pray for your Martyrdom in the glory of allah. Scream “Allah hu akbar” and finish your mission.
I heard haydon pulled an Islam cum-bomb
by Sadam tsarnaev November 9, 2019
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Islamsplaining

the act of a non muslims trying to explain the "bad side" of Islam to a muslim,

these people are usually fellow subscribers of Christian Price, David Wood, Apostate Prophet, and such,
thinking that these people have mastered Islam somehow just by reading only a few pages of Qur'an

Their arguments usually default to

"The Qur'an itself said this, how can you deny that?"
or
"what about the fact your prophet is a pedo??"
Thomas: you know that Islam promotes terrorism, your Qur'an says this, not me

Ali: there goes the Islamsplaining again
by z,,,, February 14, 2021
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