Inverted Camel Spider

A sex position opposite of the typical camel spider. Consists of constructing a spider like web a few feet above your bed. Then have your mating partner upside down (face up ass down) and fuck the shit out of her. Then as you cum you must scream "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING".

Guy 1: "yo I mounted the hottest bitch last night"
Guy 2: "word! Which position?"
Guy1: "Inverted camel spider! It was fucking awesome!"

by Wrestla96 December 6, 2013

intentional cleavage

A type picture where a girl is generally trying to lay down, bend over or take it from an upper angle to expose as much cleave as possible. This is usually done as a sort of sad mating ritually by young girls of the whorish variety

"Hey Jenny, like take a picture of me bending over"
"Damn girl that's some nice intentional cleavage. Gabe is definitely going to know your DTF now."

by CrocodileCunter December 30, 2013

Inverted Pillow Sandwich

A sex act that involves two partners and a stuffed animal. The top partner cuts two holes in the stuffed animal, and thrusts through it into the bottom partner, creating a threesome with the stuffed animal.
(The Inverse of a Pillow Sandwich)

ex:

Partner One: "I really, really love my giant stuffed teddy!"
Partner Two: "How much do you love it?"
Partner One: "Enough to do an Inverted Pillow Sandwich, if you're interested."

by Il Reverso June 21, 2016

inverted period

When a woman acts with needless levels of aggression almost all the time, until one time of the month when they inexplicably treat others with kindness.

Guy 1: Jenny's acting weird this week

Guy 2: Must be that time of the month. That's the inverted period for ya.

by Totally Not a Hack Fraud January 15, 2017

Inverted Banana

Many Asian people living in the West call themselves a "Banana" for their yellow outer appearance but exhibit white people tendencies and behaviour. An Inverted banana is the opposite. It is when a white person becomes facinated by the asian culture that they start having asian tendencies and behaviour.

Lucy: Kanada Ya?
Chris: Canada Ya?
Lucy: No! KANADA YA! As in the Ramen place!
Chris: You're so an inverted banana...

by chutsuu February 19, 2019

Inverted pussy

When you get done raw dogging A woman and their vag just plops out

Chad “what the fuck is that”
Miranda “you done gave me the good ole inverted pussy”

by OhhLonah- February 1, 2020

Inverted eel

When one stuffs there foreskin into there urethra for sexual gratification

"I finally got to try the inverted eel last night... now im in hospital with 42 stitches. Worth it"

by Graetius June 19, 2020