3 inch yogurt slinger

The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.

chode
cum blast
cum gun

Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"

by meme nation December 18, 2017

inch-dick

To move slow as fuck; to accomplish almost nothing

This traffic is bullshit, I've been inch-dicking it the whole way to work today...

by StumbOz March 23, 2017

5.1 inches

The average penis size on the world according to the first google result

Also see:
12.9 cm
1.5 credit cards
0.5 bycicle tires
2 Nobel prizes

Dude I heard Robert's penis is 5.1 inches
Really! Mine's only 2......Nobel prizes... O-of course.

by Adolf The One and Only May 25, 2017

inching

The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculating, stopping, and then returning at the end of the day. This creates a more plentiful ejaculate.

Bro: Dude, did you hear about inching?
Dude: Bro, every time I try.. I can't stop.

by QuakerState April 27, 2016

One Inch Punch

The amazing action of someone with a one incher shoving their penis in a tight pussy very fast

My boyfriend gave me the best One Inch Punch Ever!!!

by NudeLadySexyBeast January 21, 2018

10 inch pinch

A small crab penis

That crab has a 10 inch pinch

by The DICKshonery January 3, 2017

Optical inch

When you man scape and shave your pubes, the male genitals look an inch bigger

The optical inch makes nudes more impressive

by Therealmvpofthegame June 27, 2020