2nd Law

Shorthand for the Second Law of Thermodynamics, which predicts the Heat Death of the Universe. Used as shorthand for an acknowledgement of existential futility.
Why are you a foule vegitarian? 2nd Law and all that!
by Nick Mailer January 30, 2003
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Cole's Law

No matter how obvious a joke or parody is, at least one person will eventually take it seriously.

Cole's Law is the extreme of Poe's Law, where a parody without clear intent is indistinguishable from actual extremism.

The name is a pun on "coleslaw", making the term itself a meta-example.
"It's not my fault that I took it seriously. Haven't you heard of Poe's Law?"
"Oh yeah, well have you ever heard of Cole's Law?"
"Yes, it's delicious."
by March 29, 2023
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Scrump's Law

No Twitter account with pronouns in bio has anything worthwhile to say
Don't get so worked up, by Scrump's Law his reply is worthless anyway.
by handyman910 May 25, 2018
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Sister-in-law

A conceited stupid fuck with two idiotic offspring that still lick the windows at the bowling alley and get everyone and themselves sick. This is also the same moron that told her suicidal husband to put a bag over his head because he found another man’s cock in his wife’s mouth. It’s the dumbass you pray gets into a really really really bad accident.
I hope my sister-in-law gets eaten by a polar bear.
by Phaedrus3rd August 19, 2019
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Scoobs Law

You post cringe you loose subscribre
Scoobs law states that When you post cringe, you’re going to loose subsciber!
by DaScoob August 06, 2019
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Bro Law

Any act, when done by at least two bros, must be immediately replicated in the exact same fashion by all other bros in attendance. There are no exceptions, and this act should usually be either eating a disgusting food or performing a gratuitously idiotic and/or homoerotic act.
Me and Justin just drank rotten congealed coconut milk. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: God damn it.

Dude, me AND JEREMY just took Adderall, BRO LAW THAT SHIT!
Everyone else: God damn it.

Me and Samson just pimp smacked this girl. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: that shits wrong..
by brouchebag July 10, 2010
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Rahm's Law

The principle of never letting a good tragedy go to waste. Derived from Rahm Emanuel's quote "You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it's an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before."
"After the shooting, gun control advocates tried to get assault weapons banned. Rahm's Law in action, people."
by micahtheblade June 07, 2013
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