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Horn Puppy

One who is so randy they go around humping everything in sight like a little lost puppy. They also like making wimping/moaning noises at random points in conversations.
"My friend David is such a Horn Puppy that he going around humping everythang!!"
by I'm beautiful dammit xxx November 25, 2011
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Hornbat

A 90+ y/o who still has the gusto and wherewithal to suck some mean balls and wang and/or vag.
Once, after three neat vodkas, my hornbat great grandmother of 92 said, of her next door neighbor mowing the lawn, “god dammit, I’ll bet that boy is hung like a horse!”.
by Luk2718 September 5, 2018
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hontell

Big titty anime gurl, who also has a meme for every situation, emo community enthusiast
Hontell has a very noice swoop swoop
by Chonyhasafatass June 5, 2020
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her hernt

A sarcastic false laugh meant to make the previous speaker feel as if what they said was either unimportant or lacking in humor.
John: ya, I doubt anyone is going to define it before we can.

Brett: Her hernt!
by BW, JF, MC, AH, BG January 31, 2010
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Cynthia Hornberger

Cynthia, derived from the Greek Goddess Artemis of the hunt an moon is a nothing less of the Goddess who placed the name upon her. She is the something every man wishes for, a woman who is what they would love to have at the end of their story book when it says "And they lived happily ever after". Though majestic, Cynthia's take no notice to the beauty that falls upon them as they walk upon this Earth. They smile, gently, to everyone surrounding them and do everything they can to help everyone more than themselves. Cynthia's oft talk with their hands, describing the world around them with such life, life like they are filled with and bestow upon others. Often they are clumsy in a non-serious way though, it has been a problem to theirself as they cause shyness and embarrassment in the most adorable way of blushing. A Cynthia is very high spirted, letting nobody get her down though, her thoughts can do so at times only to bring on a good story that she writes and never shows. She accomplishes much with little effort and is confident of her every tasks outcome. She is a lover but, will fight when needed. She takes care of her family, especially if she has birthed a child. Any man is lucky to have a Cynthia, unlucky to have lost one. Cynthia's are the best thing to happen in a persons life, whether it be as family, friend or lover.
Cynthia Hornberger gives frequently to others, including the less fortunate (homeless), animals and more.
by Pat Tap August 25, 2012
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Unicorn horn

The final result of using a lotion, lube, or other product that contains shimmer or glimmer on your penis. Usually for maturation.
Jeremy wanted to wack it, but could only find his fiances lotion. He didn't care but afterwards he had a fabulous unicorn horn.
by Cut glitter December 4, 2016
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sloppy bavarian french horn

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"
Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.
by Beaner McWeiner July 29, 2008
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