The uncontrollable act induced by extreme excitement after an individual locates his cock, where he tediously shaves away at the outermost layer of skin until only the urethra is intact.
- Hello? 9-1-1? Yah, I just woke up with an apple peeler in my hand and the bloody existence of my penis was urinating like an unmanned fire hose.
- Stay calm... Prior to you passing out, you unconsciously mutilated your penis. Medical professionals familiar with "Honk The Horn" cases are on their way.
- Stay calm... Prior to you passing out, you unconsciously mutilated your penis. Medical professionals familiar with "Honk The Horn" cases are on their way.
by ScreamTeam April 4, 2009
Get the Honk The Hornmug. Guy 1: George went around the horn with Sara!
Girl 1: What's around the horn?
Guy 1: Just think about it.
Girl 1: What's around the horn?
Guy 1: Just think about it.
by johns13b March 6, 2011
Get the Around the hornmug. by lavazza September 7, 2008
Get the skin hornmug. Once I was finished plowing through Alison, I sounded the horn of Gondor, by blowing my load of cum and letting a loud fart simultaneously, signaling my triumphant conquest of her.
by 27 out of 27 September 13, 2015
Get the horn of gondormug. An utter deviant and hedonist. Whilst on a 'come-down' this breed of man becomes blind to gender and the usual social barriers normally in place.
by tomo1990 March 27, 2011
Get the Horn dogmug. n. Slang. Any homemade drug paraphernalia (i.e., pop bottle bongs, Pringles can bongs, etc.) Used in reference to the mystery horn from "The Grand Wazoo," by Frank Zappa and the Mothers Of Invention. Region: American Midwest (Michigan)
by callinghome November 1, 2004
Get the Mystery Hornmug. by bigbadmet July 3, 2007
Get the french hornmug.