Around the horn

Getting a BJ while driving.

Guy 1: George went around the horn with Sara!
Girl 1: What's around the horn?
Guy 1: Just think about it.

by johns13b March 6, 2011

skin horn

a penis; another way to say dick

Shut the fuck up bitch and play a melody on my skin horn!

by lavazza September 7, 2008

horn of gondor

When you cum and fart at the same time while having sex.

Once I was finished plowing through Alison, I sounded the horn of Gondor, by blowing my load of cum and letting a loud fart simultaneously, signaling my triumphant conquest of her.

by 27 out of 27 September 13, 2015

Horn dog

An utter deviant and hedonist. Whilst on a 'come-down' this breed of man becomes blind to gender and the usual social barriers normally in place.

Chris was being a massive horn dog last weekend. I swear he's on heat sometimes.

by tomo1990 March 27, 2011

Mystery Horn

n. Slang. Any homemade drug paraphernalia (i.e., pop bottle bongs, Pringles can bongs, etc.) Used in reference to the mystery horn from "The Grand Wazoo," by Frank Zappa and the Mothers Of Invention. Region: American Midwest (Michigan)

This isn't even a Mystery Horn. It's just a ball of duct tape, dude!

by callinghome November 1, 2004

french horn

when a guy is giving a girl head, for extra pleasure he reaches around and fists her asshole

jeff french horned jenny last night

by bigbadmet July 3, 2007

Horn of Odin

A dong is attached to the exterior top of a helmet and worn by one person who moves around a darkened room filled with nude lubricated men in an attempt to find orifices to insert said dong.

Brad and Jonathan couldn't decide who would be the first horn of Odin recipient that evening.

by Saniflush June 4, 2009