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pan-handle

An erection that is hard and persistant
"Man she gives me a pan(handle)"
by El Scroto August 29, 2003
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handle the shit

A game where one person drops a duece in a bag, then you and your friends proceed to walk nonchalantly down a street with the bag of shit, taking little pieces out at a time and smearing it under peoples car door handles. Even though you may never see the persons expression, thinking about it is rewarding enough. Best if done at night.
"Oh man i gotta shit, and I'm pretty bored. Hey guys let's play handle the shit!"
by Mark Sev May 17, 2006
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two boiled eggs in a handkerchief

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.
j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"
by invalidrecord June 27, 2009
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handlebar

when a female grasps onto a males pubic hairs while giving oral sex, thus forming the shape of a set of handlebars
dude, did you get some from judie last night

hell yeah, she started handlebaring me when i whipped my dick out
by yeahdudeimawesome August 26, 2009
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Handle

Your nickname or what you call yourself on the citizens band radio.
Hey good buddy, what's your handle? This here's the Rubber Duck.
by cousincletus December 22, 2008
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Ass Handle

The insetion of your thumb, right or left, into the fart box of a female sexual partner while grabing the ass flap, right or left, and commencing to punish with your man pole until ejaculation. Usually followed by a donkey punch.
that bitch was climbing the wall and whaling all loud and shit when i gave her the ass handle so i had to knock her out cold with a donkey punch
by DeezNutzz July 29, 2008
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michigan broom handle

when you stick the stem of a gourde or decorative pumpkin up a persons butthole and it sticks out hanging on like a broom handle stuck up your butt
humiliated this broad last night and gave her the michigan broom handle before we kicked her out
by the mystery banger October 2, 2010
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