Hansed

The state of being intoxicated by marijuana or alcohol, similar to be being blitzed/hammered/baked.

Shit look out for him he's totally hansed tonight

We have some dank nug, it's time to get hansed

by HansHansHans December 16, 2008

Handex

Handex is a vigorous hand motion or gesture one person does with another which may be done for pleasure

handex= hand + sex

by K>L April 19, 2011

Handled Like Titties

The task at hand was dealt with.

Often said with accompanying hand motions that imply: "Squeeze, squeeze... twist, twist."

Or, sometimes you can follow the phrase: "Handled like titties," by then speaking the words: "Squeeze, squeeze, twist, twist."

Did you see the Warriors defeat the Lakers last night? The Warriors won, 111-82! The Lakers got "handled like titties!"

by Verses 11:48 June 18, 2011

shit handled

taking a shit, and placing said turd under a cars door handle.....

john SHIT HANDLED sherly.

by shit handled August 14, 2012

Back hander lander

When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.

"I am going to back hander lander so many broads tonight"

by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012

one hander

A woman or girl, not a chick (because chicks are hot), that scores below a 5 on the chick-hotness scale. Therefor can be counted on one hand.

Leanne is a one hander, even if she tries to slut it up she still can't muster the numbers to carry over to the second hand.

by waj_tastic November 15, 2010

2-hander

Slang, insult; In reference to a woman of an extremely elastic vagina, usually from being overly sexually active, insinuating you could insert two hands and clap.

"Joyce's neighbor was such a 2-hander, she used to bring home 3 guys to bang every night!!"

by spuds buckley May 13, 2006