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Haingonia

Definition: Haingonia (Haingonistan), a Christian theocratic micronation situated inside the country of Vietnam, on the province of Nam Dinh, Ninh Binh and Ha Nam.

Capital: Bui Chu - Phat Diem.
Population: 4.5 million people

Head of state: Bishop of Bui Chu or Bishop of Phat Diem
The micronation is described as Vatican of Vietnam, being the spiritual capital of Vietnam Christian community. The nation had a troubling past with the current state of Vietnam, yet now maintains good relations. Its citizens are fervent Christians and all possess the supernatural ability of stealing people wallets, which is theorized to originate from its neighbour, The Glorious Thirtysixist Kingdom of Raumania.
Trivia: The term rice christians originated from the nation, which is alleged to begin from the French missionaries discovering that giving rice bags to its people is easier to convert them than preaching.
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