Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.

I want to go out on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.

by anonymous December 17, 2024

hotel day

Slang for sex in a hotel. Commonly done on set dates.

My mistress wanted another hotel day so we decided to get hot and dirty in Marriot.

by biscuitsandgravy January 27, 2012

welcome to my murder hotel

An invitation to a bukakke party and gangbang ceremony

welcome to my murder hotel kj

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

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by John Michael Cruze November 26, 2021

Hotel?

Trivago.

Hotel? Trivago.

-Tim Williams

by EvanHomeland July 20, 2018

Romanian Hotel

A housing tactic used by cheap travelers looking to avoid costly hotel rates by convincing a local to “take them home” for the night in order to secure a comfortable night stay.

I’m traveling on a budget, hoping to find some Romanian Hotels throughout the trip.
The Romanian Hotel I was at last night had the cutest dog!

by Cheekclopper October 20, 2023

Taste like hotel carpet

When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.

Taste Like old Hotel Carpet

Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.

Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮

by Logical thinker. July 23, 2021