My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus

My friend Greg has a pet cat named Gus. This is for him.

oh that cat there is my friend greg's pet cat named Gus

by coole29_ November 8, 2021

Greg

There's a line. There's a big line. There's a massive line. And then there's a Greg.

Woah chill out man, stop Gregging all the stash!

by BoneSupremacy October 1, 2020

Gregs

Chode

Brady:“Gregs is such a chode”

by FortnitePro1738 March 25, 2019

Greg

Turns head weird, huge cock

Yo why does this dude greg look at me like that

by Not greg November 23, 2021

Greg-Approved

Best process or procedure ever.

These prerolls have clearly been made in a Greg-approved way.

by DSD1 July 2, 2022

Greg

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This is Greg

I love Greg

by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023

Greg or Craig?

What Linda McFly had to ask Big Brother Dave when he protestingly grumbled to her that "although he wasn't her answering service", a guy by one of those two names had called for her a little while earlier. What makes this heartwarmingly-amusing it that before Marty's destiny-altering adventures in 1955, the geeky-looking and bespectacled Linda had been sulkily bemoaning the fact that few boys seemed at all interested in her plain and somewhat-chunky self, she now had so many "cool dude" admirers that there actually **was** a guy named "Greg" AND another guy named "Craig" who would have been equally-likely to phone her up.

It can indeed be wonderful if you actually have so many boyfriends that you hafta ask, "Well, which one was it --- Greg or Craig?" upon being told about a missed phone call, but it can also be a bit difficult and embarrassing if you need to call the name of one of them to a large group of guys hanging out together, since it may cause two or more of said hot hunks to come running to you in response, each thinking you were hollering to him instead of someone else in the group. :P

by QuacksO April 19, 2019