My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus

My friend Greg has a pet cat named Gus. This is for him.

oh that cat there is my friend greg's pet cat named Gus

by coole29_ November 8, 2021

greg.4life

An amazing editor and Danny Gonzalez’s #1 fan (REAL)

Person 1: “oh look it’s greg.4life”
Person 2: “did you know she’s Danny Gonzalez’s #1 fan?”

by Danny Gonzalez’s #2 fan August 28, 2022

Greg Moment

A terrible, dumb or ridiculous idea, doing or mannerism.

It was so hot earlier I climbed into the freezer to cool down, it was such a greg moment!

by Greg Moment June 16, 2022

Tío Greg

A sexual power move that occurs when you have ass-blasting Mexican food and then fuck a fat ugly chick while taking a shit in a public handicapped stall. As you finish, you scream "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME TÍO GREG!" while you simultaneously ejaculate and empty your bowels. Name for Governor Greg "Hot Wheels" Abbott, who has a homely-looking niece who calls her "Tío Greg" in a laughable campaign ad.

Dave: Dude, did you hook with with that fat bitch last night?
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!

by ChudBullzer October 10, 2025

Greg Hines

The best teacher of all time, puts up with the dumb kids that think they're too cool to follow the rules. Lets you on your phone if you're done with all of your work.

Bro! Mr Coward was being a Greg Hines today!

by Bantsy October 3, 2019

lady greg

The most beautiful Lady and the high priestess of the church of Greg

Lady Greg blessed my Greg

by Unknown bone March 25, 2023

Greg

A 46 year old washed up drag queen who’s homeless and follows around two random teenage girls all the time. For some reason he still walks around in full drag (though he can’t do it very well). He eats cheese. He will take over the world. Run.

DISCLAIMER: imaginary.

Greg will take over the planet.

Greg eats cheese.

by Greg’s employee November 21, 2023