Skip to main content

Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan
Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?
by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018
mugGet the Goober Burger mug.

goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it
OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room
by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018
mugGet the goober pinching mug.
Related Words

Gonnella

Slang for "Cancer".
Boy: Is Eric going to be okay?
Father: No son, Eric has Gonnella.
by Koshka666 November 5, 2018
mugGet the Gonnella mug.

goober grease

The sweet super slick lube commonly found between the most upper inner thigh and scrotum of larger men during excess friction Can be accompanied by a foul or unclean genital odor.
Man I’m working up some serious goober grease in this heat out here.
by Pawpaw is the best January 22, 2019
mugGet the goober grease mug.

Gonera

A condition when your dick withers up like a Mrs. sunshine rasin and eventually departs from its former owner
A kid in our class recently contracted gonera. RIP his 🍆
by KahootKid March 30, 2019
mugGet the Gonera mug.

goober hog

by PooDealer69 May 8, 2019
mugGet the goober hog mug.

Gone with the 9th

Idiom phrase used to exclaim something bizarrely or surprisingly lost. In reference to the missing 9th Roman Legion.
“No doubt about it, Kendrick is such a degenerate, his self control and virtue is gone with the 9th.”

“Thanks America for the gift of cultural-Marxism looks like my countries cultural integrity is now gone with the 9th.”

“Ya my journeyman is from generation X my self esteem has pretty much fucked off like the 9th.”
by North Americana Britiania February 23, 2020
mugGet the Gone with the 9th mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email