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GOD

nothing is here
GOD is not real
by dank memes are like dat boi April 19, 2017
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God

A fake being with horrible logic and science for its existence. Supports good morals but that's about it.
I don't believe in a "God"
by AloneWeWillEnd May 2, 2019
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God

Believed by many to be the director, producer, and writer of the shit show that is Humanity
Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!

Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.
by steps15 July 4, 2017
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God

Did you hear? God has entered the Overwatch chat!!
by El Diablo. October 26, 2020
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God

This is the person that is not a he nor a she cause God is his own being. He is your father in heaven who cares for you and gives you free will but you can't take advantage of that. You have to decide on your own on what to do and when you need help then he's there.(he won't immediately help you right then and there, we'll he might, but he will.) Cause think, you only have about 70 years of living on this earth and want to drink and have fun or not even believe in God? But in heaven you will have eternity and have all that you want but still shouldn't take advantage of that:) just look at the sun, how is a ball of fire still burning out there for millions of years??
The world: hey lets get drunk and have a party that'll only last a few hours yeahh and disobey our parents.

God: I will allow you to do that, but when it comes to judgement day I will ask why you chose to do these things for a short amount of time.
by KyroPlayz March 19, 2018
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God

Something that doesn't exist
Kid: Hey! You should read the bible!
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.
by OMGLOLXD June 10, 2018
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God

God, a religious entity in Christianity. Also know as Yoongi
I’m going to pray to God

I’m going to pray to Yoongi
by Cupid idk March 17, 2019
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