A fake being with horrible logic and science for its existence. Supports good morals but that's about it.
by AloneWeWillEnd May 2, 2019
Get the Godmug. Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!
Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.
Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.
by steps15 July 4, 2017
Get the Godmug. by El Diablo. October 26, 2020
Get the Godmug. This is the person that is not a he nor a she cause God is his own being. He is your father in heaven who cares for you and gives you free will but you can't take advantage of that. You have to decide on your own on what to do and when you need help then he's there.(he won't immediately help you right then and there, we'll he might, but he will.) Cause think, you only have about 70 years of living on this earth and want to drink and have fun or not even believe in God? But in heaven you will have eternity and have all that you want but still shouldn't take advantage of that:) just look at the sun, how is a ball of fire still burning out there for millions of years??
The world: hey lets get drunk and have a party that'll only last a few hours yeahh and disobey our parents.
God: I will allow you to do that, but when it comes to judgement day I will ask why you chose to do these things for a short amount of time.
God: I will allow you to do that, but when it comes to judgement day I will ask why you chose to do these things for a short amount of time.
by KyroPlayz March 19, 2018
Get the Godmug. Kid: Hey! You should read the bible!
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.
by OMGLOLXD June 10, 2018
Get the Godmug. by Cupid idk March 17, 2019
Get the Godmug. 