goat status

Greatest of all time but also the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase "goat status" is very relaxed, never goes out of style.

Dude those shoes are goat status

Micheal Jordan is goat status

by Zitley June 4, 2018

Go Fuck A Goat

Relating to the town of Granville, MA where goat fucking is highly practiced. Could be used literally or just to tell someone to get out.

"Yo man, lets chill!"
"Why don't you go fuck a goat instead."

by Poor Raped Goat July 29, 2008

goatass

your butt.

fuck me up the goatass!

by jimbo March 16, 2003

Flying Goat

A goat with wings that can fly at great speeds thanks to rocket propulsion from its anus.

ZOMG! That flying goat peed on my lollerskates

by Darkz November 16, 2006

Goat Boat

Derogative terms used by surfers to denote kayakers attempting to surf/drown/maim in the ocean. If you thought stand up paddlers were bad, just wait till you have the same mass bearing down on you, with the addition of a bright fluoro color to show, that no matter what you do, whether you paddle away or duck dive, that you are fucked, and your next two weeks of pay is going on a replacement board rather than the (insert exotic surf destination of your choice). FUCK! I WAS GOING TO GO TO INDO!!!!

"Hi, I'd like to cancel my flight to Indonesia please" -You
"Ok, that'll cause you to lose your deposit, which is $400." -Airline representative
"Argghhhhh!" -You
"Can I enquire as to why you cancel your flight, perhaps I can arrange an alternative" -Airline representative
"Fucking Goat Boat" -You
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" Telephone

by haha_you_dont_know_who_i_am May 12, 2010

angry goat

A classification of girls that do not like anal sex, which was found out by the following:

In midst doggy-style sex, if the man pulls out and quickly goes for anal sex, and pumps away very fast, and instead of waiting for the classic angry dolphin, and the girl utters loudly "NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O...." in a goat voice, then the girl is classified as an angry goat, telling the guy that she is not a fan of anal sex.

"So we were going at it doggy last night, and I wanted to know if she was a fan of butt sex, so I go for it...and...well, lets just say shes an angry goat."

by Slammoth October 27, 2009

Goat ass

Something said when something does now go your way, "right in the goat ass" said when you are angry. Does not litterally mean the anus of a goat. Goes along with Bull fuck. (See Bull Fuck)

Jamie: "He left me because I wouldnt put out!"
Kristin: "Thats bull fuck in the goat ass"

Daniel: "Fuck me in the goat ass!"
Jeff: "What hapened dude?!?"
Daniel: "My car got broken into"

by AdamDtheWizard January 11, 2011