It gets better

An enormous bandwagon that people are jumping aboard left and right. When six homosexual men decided to give in to their tormentors and commit suicide, it caught fire and doesn't show any sign of stopping for at least 18 months.

#1: Man, did you hear about those homosexuals that were bullied and killed themselves?

#2: Yeah, man. It's a damn shame, isn't it?

#1: Have you seen all those videos about "It gets better", I think it's a bit too much.

#2: So do I, but for right now, it's okay. In a month, I'll start getting pissed off.

by Just a guy with an opinion, yo December 10, 2010

Great Gatsby

in additon to being a smelly book that i was recently assingned to read for english class this term can be used in many other facets of life. A great gatsby can also mean a huge steaming shit. as in if you need to be excused to shit and you were in a literature type environment then you may excuse yourself by simply saying "excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel". this is the most polite way to say "i need to take a fucking shit right fucking now you fucking fuck", which in most cases is utterly unacceptable.

"excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel"

or simply "i need to take a great gatsby"

by johnnymuffins December 14, 2008

Gatsby

A fakeass who pretends to have everything like money, cars, and bling. But in reality all that he puts himself out to be isn't even real one bit. He lives with his parents, has no ride, no job, and no future. All he does is spew bullshit out of his mouth. Only thing real about him is that he is a REAL FUCKING LOSER.

Damn that Kory guy was nothing but a fucking Gatsby....he ain't got shit.

by Funfaced October 8, 2014

Goats

Those unsightly wet spots under a person's arms.

Jim raised his arms to answer the question and he was sporting some nice goats today.

by Victor Keith May 16, 2008

Changing Gears

First, one takes a pair of scissors and places one end in the hole of a females vagina and the other end in her rectum, then pushes the scissors closed, cutting the Taint therefore connecting the vaginal passage with the anal passage. Second, one begins to have vaginal intercourse with the female periodically shifting his penis through the newly created, "gear Manifold" if you will, from vagina to rectum.

"Roger Took his scissors cut that hoe's Vag and started changing gears on the bitch."

by Tristan and Dan December 28, 2007

The Great Gatsby

Possibly the most boring book on planet earth, and yet everyone wants you to read it.

I just got assigned to read "The Great Gatsby" for the fifth time!

by neegbag August 16, 2009

can I gets mines?

when someone says something wrong, especially after having argued with you insisting that they're right, when proven wrong in front of everyone, the person who proved them wrong uses this phrase and proceeds to swipe or smack their hand across the back of the offender's neck. It should be done in a way to be as publicly humiliating as possible. Note: it is not necessary to actually physically hurt the offender.

"Yo, I swear that New York City is the capital of New York."

"Actually, it's Albany, so can I gets mines?"

by d-fogs September 21, 2008