gearing

The act of wearing all your gear at once.

Jon Glaser loves gearing.

by ughnoff March 30, 2019

garty party

The best party ever. Mostly consists of strippers, coke, piss and an appearance from the legendary Garty himself. Some say that Garty will even attempt the #LightbulbSpectacular. He is the epitome of sex appeal. Gotta love him.

Jim: 'Doing derr?'
Garty: 'Boys come round to mine, we having a motherfuckin garty party!'

by goliathancient May 16, 2019

gear friend

(noun)

not a real friend, this is a person who is not regularly invited to one’s house for jam sessions, nor is this a person who one talks to all day long on Facebook messenger. Jam sessions and messages are for real friends.

I see you like to keep your gear friends separate from your real friends.

by Neeneenah August 24, 2019

Garth-Friends

Friends who have met through the entertainer, GARTH BROOKS, whether at a concert, on Facebook or through any other Internet group. You have this entertainer in common and form a bond with these people unconditionally for many years.

My Garth-Friends and I plan to meet up at the concert in Knoxville, Tennessee in November. We have been Garth-Friends since the 1990s.

by BLTRoadies September 10, 2019

Garth Mario

Garth Mario was born on 1943 he was born at a young age and was abused by his parents for “being a lump of moose shit” he later was put up for adoption by his parents the adopted by Adolf hitler who later abandoned him in the streets because “I hate you loser haha (epic fortnite dance)” then at the age of 27 he commuted seppuku

Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems

Guy 1: Yo your just like Garth Mario
Guy 2: did your suck an asshole (goes home to commit seppuku

by NoOneLovesMe52 December 24, 2019

Gear Vidding

When someone participates in a contest or challenge to win free camera gear or awards.

Thomas only had a Canon T3i last week now he has an Alexa Mini LF. I think he was Gear Vidding.

by Gobsonnnn July 4, 2020

Garth Brooks

Troyal Garth Brooks is primarily known as a country music super star whose success has spanned two decades. Some little known trivia about Garth Brooks include: He is a gay rights advocate, he had brief career playing baseball professionally and HE INVENTED THE TACO PIZZA. Not even kidding. His wife AKA Trisha Friggin Yearwood who also is multi-talented and a chef said so. She casually indicated in an episode of Trisha's Southern Kitchen (Season 3 Episode 5), that indeed the 22 Academy of Country Music Awards winner himself, created the Taco Pizza. Not just a version of the taco pizza, but the concept of putting taco stuff on a pizza came from Garth Brooks. Don't believe me, do your own research.

Me: "Hey do you like taco pizza?"
Anyone who will listen: "Yah, I guess..."
Me: "You can thank Garth Brooks, the Rodeo man himself for that"

by anonymous September 7, 2020