press-grapes

To fuck ones dad in the arse.

what are you going to be doing with your dad thomas?

pressing grapes.

by chopper May 17, 2004

taint gravel

a combination of pussy butter and ass juice that happens to look alot like grits.

or the smell of both together.

dam that guys breath smells like taint gravel.

that bitches twat reminded me of taint gravel.

by azcaag June 19, 2008

good gravey

horrible horrible saying used by parents for their own amusement

Good gravey! Why are you wearing so much makeup?

by corrisa February 23, 2005

Graven

A would-be name given to any black holes created by the hadron collider (if it were to open one). Named after Prof. L Graven who is a specialist in the physics field and a long-time admirer of Higgs (the man behind the idea of the hadron collider).

A Graven is a black hole created by the hadron collider and should one come into existance it is predicted to have 10 x 10 to the power of +ve 34 gravitational pull and would draw in all objects closest to it.

Lab Assistant; "Sir, We've Discovered A Graven..."

Professor: "Oh Dear God Let's Get Out Of Here!"

by LabbyFriend March 13, 2009

walk on gravel

same as kick rocksto tell some one to get out your face or tell them to leave!
its an insult!

bitch you can walk on gravel!
that hoe can go walk on gravel!

by Tila January 4, 2008

Soda Can Graveyard

When there is a multitude of empty soda cans littering a floor. All witnesses know that the roommate or friend has had an all night gaming session.

Oh God there are so many cans in front of the couch, it's soda can graveyard. He must have been up all night.

by cXo Ironman dXy January 14, 2011

Grapes

The name given to prolapsed haemorrhoids, particularly when thrombosed due to the similar appearance.

Damn my grapes are playing up. Pass me that rubber ring, I need to sit down.

by Doctor N November 14, 2009