google roast

a roast that looks like it was taken from google
can also be used for an roast thats been commonly used

Person 1: Did you know that Cuba was under Spanish rule?
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Did you literally use a google roast to insult me?

by yruhwiejsofkhiurkdsagf July 18, 2021

According to Google

Phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply Googling it. Usually after a few quick taps on your phone.

A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.

him: I wonder what Zeitgeist means?
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...

by allterrain October 6, 2013

mind-google

The act of remembering, in the post-Google world.

No, no, no. Let's see if we can't mind-google this one.

by BFSduo November 4, 2010

google-a-holic

A person who has typed the phrase 'google-a-holic' into a google search engine is known as a 'google-a-holic'.

Is 'google-a-holic' a word? I dont know, lets google it!

by Wonslynberg September 1, 2013

Google Star

When you search for your name and one of the results on the first page is actually you.

or

When your site shows up on the first page of google's search results.

I search for my name, and the first hit was my owling video.
I'm a google star.

by Glimmerer August 1, 2011

google speed

A speed that is faster than normal speed.

My website is better than yours because it runs at google speed.

by fittytrent May 10, 2016

Google Shaming

Openly mocking ignorance which could easily be remedied by a simple Google search. Typically passive aggressive and deadpan, Google shaming is often missed by the recipient.

John: Where can I find a free PDF converter?

Jane: Uhm... OK. Have you tried... like... Google?

Dave: Wow Jane. Nice Google Shaming.

by Aube Wucherpfennig November 6, 2013