Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.

“Did that google witch seriously pull out her tarot cards to take a selfie?”

by Withtheeyecontact September 09, 2020

google speed

A speed that is faster than normal speed.

My website is better than yours because it runs at google speed.

by fittytrent January 28, 2016

Google Voice

a service that allows its users to manage their incoming and outgoing calls and to setup custom voicemail messages for groups or individuals.

see also: GVoice

Google Voice User: Hey, my new number is 504-555-1234.
Friend: What happened to your old number?
Google Voice User: I still have it, but now all my calls are forwarded from my new number to my cell phone.

by NUMBER4940s July 23, 2009

Google Star

When you search for your name and one of the results on the first page is actually you.

or

When your site shows up on the first page of google's search results.

I search for my name, and the first hit was my owling video.
I'm a google star.

by Glimmerer August 01, 2011

google roast

a roast that looks like it was taken from google
can also be used for an roast thats been commonly used

Person 1: Did you know that Cuba was under Spanish rule?
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Did you literally use a google roast to insult me?

by yruhwiejsofkhiurkdsagf July 19, 2021

google-a-holic

A person who has typed the phrase 'google-a-holic' into a google search engine is known as a 'google-a-holic'.

Is 'google-a-holic' a word? I dont know, lets google it!

by Wonslynberg July 28, 2013

google coder

A programmer who doesn't really know how to code. Google search is their main source for finding out how to do something while they hack in a solution. They are usually from the tech boom before the bubble burst, mid to late 90's, and they were hired during a time when companies didn't really care if you could code or not.....or at least they didn't do a very good job testing people's skill or looking up their background to see if they knew what they were doing.

John: Why is this code so poorly written?

Bobby: Ah, that was Carl's work, he is a google coder!

by manual63 November 26, 2012