Fucktard 

Fuck and retard conjoined. Often referring to people such as handy douches, such as: Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and those guys who use your face jokes too often (and your mom jokes)

Example 1
Guy1: Oh thats funny!
Guy2: Your face is funny!!!!
Guy1: God dammit, Fuck, your such a FUCKTARD!

Example2
Guy1: Do you know how high mount Everest is?
Guy2: Your mom!!
Guy1: Can you be more of a FUCKTARD??!

Fucktard by SmitheeFuckTard December 26, 2009

fucktard 

1. A contraction of 'fucking' and 'custard'.

2. Custard employed as a lubricant in the act of copulation.

Mother: It's stewed apples and custard for pudding, dear!
Son: Fucktard again?

Mother: Okay big boy. Slide it in!
Son: Hold it right there Mother, I'll just get the fucktard.

fucktard by AThousandCuts May 27, 2010

fucktard 

One who is extremely retarded.

"I just jizzed in my mom's hair while watching animals sex on Court TV!"

"Fucktard."

fucktard by Vinic March 31, 2003

fucktard 

a combination of "fucking" and "retard", therefore, making anyone, whom this descriptive noun is place upon, a fucking retard.

"you're such a fucktard when in comes to math"

fucktard by the dudette October 28, 2003

fucktard 

a combination of "fucking retard"

You are a fucktard

fucktard by Dana November 9, 2003

Fucktard 

An extremely retarded internet user.

<noob> HOW DO I CHANGE MY AVATAR?!!11 WHERES THE MODERATORSZ?!11

<vet> STFU u FUCKTARD.

Fucktard by Teh Deputy November 24, 2003

FuckTard 

When someone is acting really stupid and dumb

Jeez that guy is a real fucktard on the road

FuckTard by JWolff August 30, 2006