Bar Fu

The art of drunken bar hopping

"Hey man it's Saturday night, I'm gonna go jerk off all over you're moms face then practice Bar Fu"

by JB-----n June 2, 2009

Kung-fu Jesus

A Mitch = Man-Bitch

I heard you and that Kung-fu Jesus mothafucka got a problem.

by Johnny-Tsunami March 13, 2019

Spiritual Kung-Fu

Spiritual kung-fu is the act of using biblical or religious knowledge to flip someone over your shoulder. Synonymous with "Jesus juke."

I could tell he needed someone to talk to, and I ended up doing spiritual kung-fu on his ass for about four hours.

by Citylights July 6, 2011

wa da fu?

The mean for wa da fu is one that has to do with a question. Such as meaning when you say wa da fu is dat in the toilet would mean what the fuck is dat in the toilet. In which u would reply my big turd.

Wa da fu is popping out ur ass....omg dat ding is huge o wait dat mi bi di!!! OOOOOOOOO *waves arms up and down*

by Pimp Daddy Bitch July 8, 2004

Kung Fu Hustle

A sexual excercise in which a 2x4 is placed in front of a woman's vagina. The man then winds up and slices the board in half with a kung-fu style punch thus splitting the board completely in half and leaving his entire fist inside the woman.

"Hey baby, let's do the Kung Fu Hustle...you can call me Bruce Lee, next stop, inside you."

by Masiso December 9, 2008

fu

shortened version of "fu manchu" , refering to a specific type of moustache that is gay.

that guy has a fu.

by jo jo February 21, 2003

kung fu fighter

Cockney rhyming slang for an “all nighter” i.e when you do not go to bed because you are either; out drinking, taking illegal substances, or staying awake to complete some work.

I’ve gotta get this work in for tomorrow, I’m gonna have to pull a Kung Foo Fighter.

by Notorious O.T March 17, 2004