Skip to main content

Smeg Foo Young

The act of shooting a fresh load of sperm onto a piping hot piece of shit that you currently have resting in a skillet on your stovetop. You then patiently scrape the penal cheese out of your foreskin (known as smegma) on top of the cum log and bake on medium for approximately 12 minutes or until the jizz turns a dark yellow. Set aside to cool down, this is obviously not for consumption, that would be disgusting. You then take the room temp smeg foo young and blend it into a fine liquid. Proceed to pour that liquid into a funnel that you have placed into your penis hole and enjoy!
Mike 1: Yo man, do you want to get Chinese food later? Im thinking some egg foo young?

Mike 2: That shit is gross. How about we get some smeg foo young instead and feed our boners?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
mugGet the Smeg Foo Young mug.

whenum foo

I be rollin up on my homies like whenum foo
by Getzer August 21, 2017
mugGet the whenum foo mug.
Related Words

sapnan foo

The way the cool urban kids say "What is happening fool?"
Legend has it, the word was first used by the original gangster "Big Red" circa 2006.
copyright DAB
"Sapnan Foo?" said one chum to the other.
"I ain't no foo, you snitchasauras!" Chum 2 empties clip into chum 1's chest.
by BIG RED THE ORIGINAL GANGSTER November 6, 2017
mugGet the sapnan foo mug.

mad foo

when a person or a situation is so ridiculous and out of place, they’re mad foo
Yo dog he’s hooked up with every girl in the school and his girl is still clueless! He mad foo!
by theharshreality November 10, 2017
mugGet the mad foo mug.

insane foo

A person who is mentally unstable and acts without thinking about any of the consenquences of his actions.

and / or

A person who does weird and or talks weird shit, not necessarily negative.
Can be you used both as a negative or positive remark.
"You remember B, that insane foo?"
"For sure. Dude fuckin' went on a week speed bender and ended up looking like a corroded nutsack while babbling some religious bullshit."

"Time is not even real man. We only exist in this moment and die as each second passes We are here, then we flicker out, and are born anew."
"Haha man you're an insane foo!"
by st0nek1ng December 25, 2018
mugGet the insane foo mug.

kid foo

Music artist from Athens, Georgia. Signed to Street Corporate Entertainment LLC.
Ughhhhh It’s Kid Foo!!!!!
by Kid Foo July 10, 2019
mugGet the kid foo mug.

Golden Foo manchu

When someone pisses on a girls upper lip lightly so it runs down both sides like a foo manchu.
Last night I gave this girl a golden foo manchu. Her face smelt like piss for 30 minutes.
by The erect strangler November 16, 2019
mugGet the Golden Foo manchu mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email