floobing

Motor boating floobs (fat girl boobs)

Ex. Last night I was floobing with Sharkeisha and it was so amazing.

Sam- Dude I got arrested for floobing Sharkeisha last night

John - well done. Was it a enjoyable floob.

by TheFloobster August 4, 2014

flood watch

When you get the girls wet...

R. Kelly is playing, prepare for the flood watch.

by KEMLAB January 11, 2016

Flash Flood

The phrase used to describe when you have a sudden intense urge to shit

Person A: I heard you got diarrhea last week.
Person B: Yeah. Had a lot of flash floods.

by Dasoderp December 15, 2016

Floobies

Objects free of cost (e.g. a bottle of shower gel) that you find in a loo or a bathroom, often in a hotel. Some argue this could be extended to soap and even toilet paper as, even though you are not REALLY meant to take them, what self-respecting cheapskate with OCD and a bum fetish can resist stealing WOOPS i mean.. um.. taking over the ownership of a nice roll of toilet paper. man, that was a long sentence.

Person 1: Hey, what happened?
Person 2 wrapped in toilet paper: Nothing, I just found some floobies in the toilet.
Person 1: Cool.

by CowPidgin December 6, 2006

Flooding

When blood from your menstrual flow overwhelms any tampons or pads and you end up with blood running down your legs and ruining your clothes, shoes, chairs, carpets. Usually found in pre or peri menopausal women and those with adenomyosis. Also called Projectile Menstruation

"Last night I was flooding so bad it looked like someone had murdered me in bed then drug my body to the bathroom"

by AnitaSpanking May 27, 2015

flobo

the shit that babies are covered in when when they come out of their mums snatch or what comes out when a woman follows through on a fanny fart

suddenly just as the baby was coming out of it's mothers womb the doctor was engulfed in a shower of flobo.
OR
as i stuck my fingers in spencer's mum's pussy she made a vaginal excretion of gas and floboed all over my hand.

by crabby crutch October 17, 2003

Floob

A cross between a Flume and a Tube.

OMG that floob was awesome!

by Jack of Hell April 13, 2007