Flapjacker

1. A large, burly gay man who takes pleasure in raping small straight men.

2. A homosexual male who converts heterosexuals struggling with their sexual identity, into full blown homosexuals.

I just got reamed by a Flapjacker. Not only will I need my ass stitched back together, but I'll need to see a therapist as well, because the whole ordeal was so psychologically tramatizing.

by Peter McFucknuckles March 1, 2007

Flapper

A slut; one who is open for business, alternately, one with a fishy-smelling vagina and pungent stank.

Guy #1: "Man, I got with this total flapper last night..."
Guy #2: "Oh, yeah?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, I couldn't get the smell off of my fingers for several days."

by ljodnster April 21, 2011

flapjack

Some bozo who's always bein dumb..

That fukin flapjack turned in front o me!

by ARtful_D0dg3r September 24, 2004

Flapper

a slang word used to call someone of slagish orientation. Someone who is a slapper. Slag.

"Omg, you f**king flapper, get out of my house"

by Georgina Williams June 14, 2008

flapjack

The act of screwing a flap or fold of fat or skin. Similar to a tittyfuck without the boobs.

I busted a load while flapjacking in her back fat.

by RDZombie February 7, 2008

flapdagging

to accidentally lose control of your bladder whilst wearing clothes.

When I saw that venomous monkey running towards me, I was so scared I flapdagged my jeans.

by Templeton Peck June 17, 2003

flapped up

to get so frusterated in a conversation you can't say anything.

i was talking to my boss and he got me so flapped up I had to leave

by Dan hecht November 26, 2006