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double fist

double fist-when one fist is simply not enough. It does not happen very often, but it does happen my friend! Look out for the rare and fruitfull opportunity to double fist, it will change your life!
I got a finger in, i got a fist on, wait! there's still more room, enter the double fist, oooohhhhh yeah!
by aussie fister December 31, 2006
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Thunder Fist

A Thunder Fist is the moment when, during a storm, the thunder hits you so loudly that you feel like you were just punched in the ear.
John: Man, that storm last night was awful!
Dave: Yeah, I definitely hid in the bathroom as soon as the thunder fist hit me.
by xXcoldhandsXx August 30, 2012
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furious fist

when you fist a girl's ass pull out a load of shit and proceed to slap her in the face with it.
I gave my girlfriend the furious fist so she tried to break up with me but i couldnt take her seriously cuz she had shit on her face
by ry<3 April 18, 2011
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Fist Daddy

n. When one is being fisted in the vagina or butthole for sexual pleasure by their biological father.
I just so happened to find a Fist Daddy on Craigslist and he turned out to be my real father.

I couldn't call you back because I was being Fist Daddied.
by ChickentendersRock January 12, 2017
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Fist Pie

The residue left on your hand after fisting someone.
Dude, what's that all over your hand?" "Oh just some fist pie from last night.
by Abandoned Nutsack July 2, 2010
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Fist off

If challenged to a fist off: when the music stops while playing musical chairs, look to person to your immediate left and promptly punch them in the butt with enough force to penetrate their anus. The first person to bleed is out. Then Repeat.
I wonder if kids in elementary challenge each other to fist off when they play musical chairs. I also wonder if the teacher participates.
by xBatman_Unboundx January 7, 2015
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Tootsie Fist

A punishment administered to the person who unjustly consumes someone else's candy stash. The tootsie fist is preformed by unwrapping three tootsie pops and inserting them in between your fingers while making a fist. You then proceeds to strike the perpetrator repeatedly with the "tootsie fist" until you feel their debt has been paid.
mark: "my brother ate all my halloween candy again this year!"

lisa: "wow, what did you do to get him back?"

marl: "i used a swift "tootsie fist" to teach him a lesson"
by thecarpathean January 12, 2012
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