Blind feet

A term used when someone has a habit of accidentally smashing their toes or tripping over things, mainly used in the Caribbean.

Maurel you really need to look where you're going, do you have blind feet or something?

by Just Roy February 15, 2022

monkey feet

An all encompassing term used to describe hairy human feet, especially feet that have hair on both the toes and the top of the feet. This type of affliction is more common among males.

He is extremely hairy - from his long hair to his monkey feet.

by California tomo January 5, 2008

wawa feet

flat footed walks with feet pointing to the sides rather the front

that wawa footed *%""!**^$ just squashed my toes and i stood at his side
specially to keep safe!
crab walking *""$£^^*%%$ wawa feet.

by Anna65 April 6, 2009

Happy Feet

The lamest movie ever made that has no story line really, and it's about a stupid tone def Pinguin that has tourettes syndrome and dances his life away.

I should not gone to the movies and spend 9 bucks to see Happy Feet because the movie sucked balls.

by DGAFPando November 24, 2006

happy feet

movements of the foot during masturbation when climaxing

Hey Sarge..look at this guy...he just got him some happy feet i bet

by laslo pitts July 15, 2007

Duck Feet

Forming of semen between the toes after jacking off in the shower.

After ejaculating in the shower, if you don't move your feet and let it go down the drain, it will gather between your toes giving you duck feet.

by chucktown dan August 9, 2008

frodo feet

to have a foot or feet that has poo poo smell and looks like frodo off of lord of the rings

i woke up and my wife said to take a damm shower to clean my frodo feet

by stuntmanandy December 26, 2010