Fappening

Verb and noun
1. Used to describe the moment you see a girl's nudie pic, prompting you to do the knuckle shuffle

Tom: Dude, did Bertha ever send you those tit pics?
Jerry: Yeah man, just did, it's totally fappening!

Tom: Hey did you see Jen's pics yet?
Jerry: Yeah, weeks ago, that fappened already.

by Deucemaster September 24, 2014

fappulence

the stench one gets when you over indulge yourself in self pleasure.

That dudes been watching a lot of porn you can smell his fappulence from across the room

by gagggs February 6, 2009

Flappy bird

A soft or otherwise flaccid penis

I pulled out my bird and just couldn't get hard. I had a flappy bird

by Eynak January 28, 2014

fappa

a fappa is a massive slap administered to the back of the head when a child has done something wrong european mothers/grandmothers are famous for this

johns mum gave him a massive fappa for smoking

by thewogboy March 29, 2007

Fappuccino

fapp-ucc-i-no

fhap-uch-ee-noe

1. the ejaculate that results from the stimulation of the genital organs of (oneself or another)

2. Commonly refers to the act of stimulating one's sexual organs so as to achieve sexual pleasure

I don't think that's a good idea because I'll just flop it out and fappuccino all over you

by Sir Plays A lot March 14, 2011

fappage

fappage = one man birds and bees

i explained masturbation euphemisms using childish language

by unknownness July 15, 2003

flappy

the act of sleeping/passing out flat on your face when there is someone of the of the opposite sex right beside you in bed wanting to cuddle.

"Oh damn, Jerett went flappy again."

"You can't spoon me if you're flappy."

"Stop going flappy!"

"Alcohol makes me go flappy."

by sonotflappy November 25, 2011