fake

Something that isn't real, even if you want it to be real through wishful thinking.

Lindsay Lohan's boobs are totally fake.

by jenilee January 22, 2005

lund fakeer

n. Someone who has a small penis, someone who does not have a lund (penis in hindi)

Abey lund fakeer tu kya muthiye maarega.

Jhaatu, landfakeer item par try maar raha hay

by rizzi84 June 10, 2008

Fake Date

the person you asked to go out interseted in the event (e.g Cinema, movies, fun fair, circus etc) and is not interseted in you.

Chris- "hey tasha, you wanna go out with me?"

Tasha- "err, no."

Chris- "i got tickets to go watch Kung fu panda"

Tasha- "i love kung fu panda! il see you at the cinema"

Doc- "Man Chris, shes not interested in you, shes interested in the movie, you got yourself a fake date!"

by atchaboi August 1, 2008

fake moves

the act of doing something you are not allowed to do.
such as drugs, stealing, or cheating.

"dude thompson was faking moves left and right lastnight."

you cant fake moves on me.

by fakethemove November 7, 2007

Fake Bunt

An assumed sexual act in which you approach your partner with your (penis)firmly in hand, obviously displaying that your intentions are to receive (oral) pleasure. As your partner approaches, continue your stance until their mouth gets close enough and slap them on the side of their face with your penis while screaming HOME RUN! *For some of you hitters like myself, results may very on exactly where or if you can even reach their face due to the size of your penis, if there is no contact after the swing then you can still redeem yourself by screaming STRIKE 1.

I dont understand, I use to get (head) before I gave her the Fake Bunt.

by Billy Paxton January 17, 2008

fake smile

The kind of smile you give when you see someone you strongly dislike (i.e. a raging whore or someone's creepy boyfriend).

Steph: HEY!
Hali: *fake smile* heyyyy

by Jamaal and Boquifa February 4, 2009

faheema

Faheema is a Beautiful woman . She's sexy and innovative. She has common sense more than she puts off . A bit of an asshole at times but has the biggest heart . She has the ability to make you love her but once you do she'll rip your heart out and make you hate her . She's the Perfect balance of crazy but not too crazy ! Her sense of humor is the best but she can hurt feelings quite easy with her slick ass mouth .

I'm sick of all the women . I need me a Faheema .

by Faheema March 26, 2016