Fun fact of the day

a random fact that is completly odd and makes people give you funny looks. Normally used to get attention.

Fun Fact of the Day: Did you know opossoms are only pregnant for two weeks?

by KipperTheDog May 4, 2009

doug fact

1. A fact so random that it sounds completely made up
2. Something that is actually true but sounds like bullshit

(also known as a fact of the day and a drunk fact)

"Doug": "For every hour of sleep, you can stay awake for two hours!"
Person 2: "That's definitely a doug fact."
Person 3: "Yeah, where the fuck did you come up with that?"
"Doug": "I didn't come up with it! It's real!"
Person 2: "Yeah right, you're full of shit."
"Doug": "God, you guys never believe me."

by ojaiojai December 15, 2010

fact

That which is founded in truth.

Just don't look up my definition of "truth", that's all I ask!

by Killing Kittens June 11, 2004

Fats Mcgee

Fats Mcgee is somebody with an incredibly overweight body and a seemingly small head, but is actually able to be an extremely fast and agile person with a laser rocket arm.

My cat got stuck in a tree the other day, but thankfully a Fats Mcgee saved it.

by IHCMC March 1, 2011

Riggz Farts

Proud member of the Fart Boys who is able to light up a newport cigarette with his own farts. He is also able to pick up any girl at a bar with the powerful stench of his farts. He is also considered to a Farting DILF.

Yo Riggz Farts light me up a Newp! (Loud Fart)...Thanks DILF!

by Fart Boys January 14, 2010

pussy farts

When a bunch of air gets trapped in a snatch after alot of fucking.

We banged for 20 minutes and then she got a case of the pussy farts.

by Will Myers June 11, 2006

hot farts

Very flammable gaseous flatulent that burn on the way out of the anus. Very susceptible to knocking bystanders unconscious (aka very stinky). Common side effects are: Burning gooch hairs, feeling of anal ripping, and nostril desecration.

"Guys, I have the hot farts tonight."
"O Shit!"
"Get out da' fuckin car"
"Everybody stop, drop, and roll"
"It wont do any good"
"Suck it cheeseman"

by Willy_The_Pimp February 18, 2007