Fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters 

Masturbating, male masturbating. Manuela is the hand and her sisters are the fingers.

Hey man why were you taking so long in the shower?
I was fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

Fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters by Elliottestarryeyes July 29, 2015

fucking retarded 

adj. describing a task or action as being ridiculous beyond the definition of stupidity. This can also typically the be the result of bureaucratic bullshit paper work that was contrived by some ass-hat with his head up his fucking asshole.

This form is fucking retarded, there is no way I am going to fill it out every time I need to take a dump.

fucking retarded by anonymous_that_means_no_name March 17, 2007

fucking blazed 

when you are so fucked up on mary j that you are so fucked up on mary j that you don't know what the fuck you're doing

1. "fuuuuuck yeah, man"
2. "dude"
4. "dude"
5. "I'm so fucking blazed, man"
6. "shit dude.
shit."

fucking blazed by RobertOldhead May 11, 2008

fucking gay teacher 

Mrs. Wahl

Mrs. Wahl, a fucking gay teacher, does not let us leave class 2 minutes early.

fucking gay teacher by MrShab May 22, 2017

Fucking Magic (FM)

Fucking Magic (FM) is used somewhat in technology. This is used to describe something that works out of nowhere or breaks out of nowhere for no logical reason. The reason could be something so advance that the user doesn't understand it, it could be that it would take way to long to figure out the reason, or there is simply no logic to it.

Many times this is used when the technology person is fed up with the device and just accepts the situation with saying it's FM. You might even hear FM moment. When this is mention, this is referring to a technology working or stop working out of no where with no explainable logic behind it.

An example is if you have 5 cables and 2 monitors. All the cables work with all the monitors but 1. 1 cable simply works on 1 monitor and not the other.

While you can dig deep into what is going on to figure out the exacts. Overall, it's simply not worth it and you might not find the answer even when looking for it for weeks. So it's easier to say FM or the technology has a mind of it's own.

Person 1: How did you fix your computer?
Person 2: FM (Or Person 2: Fucking magic)
Fucking Magic (FM) can be changed out depending on the environment.

Fucking Magic (FM) by crua9 October 16, 2018

fucking fucker

ass hole dumb shit,retard

some body punches you in the face
You:omg you fucking fucker, imma kill you

fucking fucker by Cody kind of townsend June 22, 2006

Fucking Neck 

"A person who has a lot of nerve to do something that would piss someone else off"

"You've got some "Fucking Neck" telling me you are going to date my daughter"

Fucking Neck by David Klye April 21, 2007